Trigger Happy

Got an AK-47, well you know it makes me feel all right

Got an Uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at night

There's no feeling any greater

Than to shoot first and ask questions later

Now I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day!

Well you can't take my guns away, I got a Constitutional right

Yeah, I gotta be ready if the commies attack us tonight

I'll blow their brains out with my Smith and Wesson

That ought to teach 'em all a darn good lesson

Now I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day!

Oh yeah, I'm trigger, trigger happy
Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy

(Oh baby, I'm) trigger, trigger happy
Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy

(Oh, I'm so) trigger, trigger happy
Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy

Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have to blow you away!

Oh, I accidentally shot Daddy last night in the den

I mistook him in the dark for a drug-crazed Nazi again

Now why'd you have to get so mad?
It was just a lousy flesh wound, Dad!

You know I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day!

Oh, I still haven't figured out the safety on my rifle yet

Little Fluffy took a round, better take him to the vet

I filled that kitty cat so full of lead

We'll have to use him for a pencil instead

Well, I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day!

Oh yeah, I'm trigger, trigger happy
Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy

(Oh baby, I'm) trigger, trigger happy
Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy

(Oh, I'm so) trigger, trigger happy
Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy

Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have to blow you away!

Come on and grab your ammo
What have ya got to lose?

We'll all get liquored up

And shoot at anything that moves

Got a brand new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight

Oh, I'm prayin' somebody tries to break in here tonight

I always keep a Magnum in my trunk

You better ask yourself, do you feel lucky, punk?
Because I'm trigger happy, trigger happy every day!

Oh yeah, I'm trigger, trigger happy
Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy

(Oh baby, I'm) trigger, trigger happy
Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy

(Oh, I'm so) trigger, trigger happy
Yes, I'm trigger, trigger happy

Better watch out, punk, or I'm gonna have to blow you away!