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Zorak:: Everyone knows the story of George Washington and the cherry tree. Now let's hear ... the rest of ... the story.
When he was small, George Washington received a hatchet for his birthday. He promptly walked to his neighbor's yard and chopped down a cherry tree. "George, why did you do that?" the neighbor asked. "Do what?" George replied. "Why did you chop down my cherry tree?" "It was like that when I got here." "But I sat right on my front porch and watched you do it!" the neighbor exclaimed. "That wasn't me," George protested, "That was my twin brother, Winthrop!" At that point the neighbor picked up a large-
Ghost:: Zorak!
Zorak:: What?
Ghost:: That's not the story of George Washington and the cherry tree, and you know it! That is a load of hooey.
Zorak:: Well, I was just tryin' to make it more interesting.
Ghost:: By telling a big fat lie? Doesn't the actual story end with George saying "I cannot tell a lie".
Zorak:: Not in my version.
Brak:: George Washingmachine had wooden teeth.
Ghost:: He did?
Brak:: Yyyep.
Ghost:: Man, wouldn't that be weird? To have wooden teeth? I guess you wouldn't get cavities, you'd get ... TERMITES! (rimshot) Ha ha haa ha, eh-heh heh heh hey.
Zorak:: Mmmm, termites.
Brak:: Zorak doesn't even have any teeth, do you, Zorak?
Zorak:: Nnnnnope.
Ghost:: How do you chew your food?
Zorak:: I don't.
Ghost:: Well, how do you get it soft and mushy, and ready to swallow?
Zorak:: Oh, I have my ways. You don't wanna know.
Ghost:: Nope, I suppose not.
Zorak:: Well, ANYWAY, George Washingmachine eventually admitted to chopping down the cherry tree and went on to become the first ever president of the United States to have wooden teeth.
Brak:: Now you know ... the rest ... of the story. Good day.