Top Five Countdowns
(Zorak's Poetry)
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Ghost:
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Now we begin with the Cartoon Planet Top Five Countdown.
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Zorak:
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Ah, Space Ghost... I, I, I've written some poems.
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Ghost:
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Isn't that nice. So let's get started with-
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Zorak:
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Eh, eh, uh, I'd like to read them today.
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Ghost:
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Zorak, it's Top Five Countdown Day.
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Zorak:
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I know it doesn't make any sense, but, uh-
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Ghost:
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Maybe that's why it makes all the sense in the world! It's just what the
countdown needs! A new wrinkle! A gimmick! It's perfect!
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Zorak:
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Well, now I feel like this is all blown out of proportion. I mean, I wrote
a few little poems-
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Ghost:
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"A few little poems." Listen to you, Mr. Green! Here's what I see. I see
a guy. A mantis. Who's evil. COMPLETELY evil! But hidden beneath all that
evil is a very tender poet - SCREAMING TO BE SET FREE!
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Zorak:
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EEEEYYYAAAAHHHH!
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Ghost:
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This is big, Zorak!
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Zorak:
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Ehh, it is?
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Ghost:
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Excuse me for a moment. Audience, yes, we're still doing the Cartoon Planet
Top Five Countdown. As a matter of fact, here comes Cartoon Number Five right
now.
Zorak, let's talk.
0:58
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Ghost:
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We're back with more of the Cartoon Planet Top Five Countdown. But first,
here's our very own Zorak to read a poem!
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Zorak:
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It's titled, "'Tis Misfortune that leaves me".
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Ghost:
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I've got goosebumps the size of golf balls!
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Zorak:
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Ah-ahem,
'Tis misfortune that leaves me
In such a metal hole as this
Whilst I wait for thee, O redeemer,
I shall ponder:
Who's been touchin' my stuff?
You toucha my stuff, I breaka yo' face!
I breaka, I breaka, I breaka yo' face!
You didn't like it.
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Ghost:
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I- no, it's not that I didn't like it, it's ... just ... are they all like
that?
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Zorak:
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Oh, no!
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Ghost:
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Okay, good. Ummm ... hey, here comes Cartoon Number Four.
0:50
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Ghost:
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Let's continue with the Cartoon Planet Countdown. But first, here's another
vneema- but first, here's another wonderful poem from Zorak!
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Zorak:
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I love a wheat roll with a slice of tomato
And a big crunchy cockroach, hey, hold the mayo.
My lovely roach sandwich, I savor the taste,
You toucha my sandwich, I breaka you' face!
I breaka, I breaka, I breaka yo' face!
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Ghost:
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Oh, we-he-he-he-he-ll now, boys and girls, uh, wasn't that, uh... iiiinteresting.
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Zorak:
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You didn't like it.
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Ghost:
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No, I-I-I mean, I don't know. But-but I do know you'll like this next cartoon!
It's Number Three!
0:53
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Ghost:
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On we go with the Cartoon Planet Top Five Countdown. Uhh... but first here's
Zorak with another poem.
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Zorak:
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Beware the galloping Gargyloid
With his horrible hard-boiled eggs like-
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Ghost:
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Not that one! Read the bunny one!
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Zorak:
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Oh. Okay.
I love my fluffy bunny.
Its nose is oh so warm.
Its tail is cute and round.
Its ears are long and funny.
Its teeth are bucky and silly.
I love my fluffy bunny.
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Ghost:
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Now, isn't that nice? Aaahhh!
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Zorak:
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It's called, "I love My Fluffy Bunny".
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Ghost:
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Mmmm. I feel all tingly.
Hey! Here comes Cartoon Number Two!
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Ghost:
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It's magic time here on the Cartoon Countdown! Time for the Number One Cartoon!
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Zorak:
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Wait! I have another poem.
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Ghost:
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Yeah, well make it quick!
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Zorak:
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I call this one "My Heart Hangs Heavy with Sadness."
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Ghost:
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Yes, well, get it over with.
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Zorak:
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My heart hangs heavy with sadness.
The blossom of my youth has vanished!
Who toucha the blossom of my youth?!
You toucha the blossom of my youth-
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Ghost:
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I know, I know, "I breaka yo' face!"
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Zorak:
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No, I breaka YO' face!
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Ghost:
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Thank you, Zorak! And now, our Number One Cartoon!
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