Blah Blah Blah!

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Ghost:
So, just as I placed myself between The Schemer and Jan and Jace, my power bands go dead! Can ya believe it? So there I am, with certain death facing me, my sidekicks in horrible danger -
Zorak:
(as Space Ghost narrates) Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah-
Ghost:
Hey!
Zorak:
What?
Ghost:
(pause) SO, as I was SAYING, the planet was about to explode into a billion tiny fragments, and Blip was nowhere to be found. So, at the last possible moment, with a mighty burst of strength -
Zorak:
(as Space Ghost narrates) Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blabbety blabbety blah.
Ghost:
Hey, what's the big idea?!
Zorak:
I'm sorry, sir, of what big idea are you speaking?
Ghost:
You and your "blah blah blah"ing while I'm trying to entertain our viewers with a heroic tale from my glory days!
Zorak:
"Blah blah blah"ing? I can't imagine what you're talking about!
Ghost:
Don't tell me you're actually gonna sit there and deny it.
Zorak:
Okay, I won't tell you.
Ghost:
TO CONTINUE, so, with a mighty burst of strength (burp) - pardon me, sorry, oh, it happens - a-hem, I placed myself directly into the path of the asteroid, sending it and The Schemer into space where they most certainly-
Zorak:
Boring boring boring, heard it heard heard it, yadda yadda yadda yadda.
Ghost:
That's it, this sketch is over.
Zorak:
Eh, whaddaya mean?
Ghost:
The sole purpose of this sketch is to make me look stupid!
Zorak:
Yeah, so?
Ghost:
I'm not stupid! I'm a legendary superhero, for Pete's sake! A doer of good deeds, a friend to the little guy. I've devoted my life to saving the universe from almost certain destruction and-
Zorak:
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah-
(Space Ghost zaps Zorak)
Zorak:
Blah blaAAAAHHHHHH!


Sketch Cartoon Network. HTML document Kim McFarland.
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