Blah Blah Blah!
1:48
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Ghost:
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So, just as I placed myself between The Schemer and Jan and Jace, my power
bands go dead! Can ya believe it? So there I am, with certain death facing
me, my sidekicks in horrible danger -
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Zorak:
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(as Space Ghost narrates) Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah-
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Ghost:
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Hey!
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Zorak:
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What?
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Ghost:
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(pause) SO, as I was SAYING, the planet was about to explode into a billion
tiny fragments, and Blip was nowhere to be found. So, at the last possible
moment, with a mighty burst of strength -
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Zorak:
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(as Space Ghost narrates) Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blabbety
blabbety blah.
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Ghost:
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Hey, what's the big idea?!
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Zorak:
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I'm sorry, sir, of what big idea are you speaking?
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Ghost:
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You and your "blah blah blah"ing while I'm trying to entertain our viewers
with a heroic tale from my glory days!
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Zorak:
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"Blah blah blah"ing? I can't imagine what you're talking about!
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Ghost:
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Don't tell me you're actually gonna sit there and deny it.
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Zorak:
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Okay, I won't tell you.
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Ghost:
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TO CONTINUE, so, with a mighty burst of strength (burp) - pardon me, sorry,
oh, it happens - a-hem, I placed myself directly into the path of the asteroid,
sending it and The Schemer into space where they most certainly-
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Zorak:
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Boring boring boring, heard it heard heard it, yadda yadda yadda yadda.
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Ghost:
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That's it, this sketch is over.
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Zorak:
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Eh, whaddaya mean?
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Ghost:
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The sole purpose of this sketch is to make me look stupid!
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Zorak:
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Yeah, so?
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Ghost:
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I'm not stupid! I'm a legendary superhero, for Pete's sake! A doer of good
deeds, a friend to the little guy. I've devoted my life to saving the universe
from almost certain destruction and-
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Zorak:
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Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah-
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(Space Ghost zaps Zorak)
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Zorak:
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Blah blaAAAAHHHHHH!
Sketch © Cartoon Network. HTML document © Kim
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