(singing over banjo music) It's The Brak Show, it's The Brak Show, you're gonna have a wonderful time! It's The Brak Show, it's The Brak Show, it's full of a lotta laughs!
Hello, I'm Brak. Welcome to my New Year's countdown special! (singing over banjo music) It's The Brak Show, it's The Brak Show, the New Year's Countdown Special! (off key, banjo strums on the note) Oops. Special!
The Brak Show is brought to you by won ton soup. (singing over banjo music) Won ton soup is so good, won ton soup is so good!
Okay, so, nobody invited me to a party. So I just thought I'd, I'd say a little something to everybody that's out there at a party. HAVE FUN, YA BUNCHA JERKS!
Oh,
look, everybody, look who dropped by to see me! It is Space Ghost! (cut to
Space Ghost's empty desk, with static on the monitor) (imitating Space Ghost)
Hey, Brak, why haven't you cleaned my Phantom Cruiser yet? (normal
voice) Oh, well, why don't you just STICK IT IN YOUR EAR, SPACE GHOST! I'VE
HAD IT UP TO HERE, STUPID!
(singing over banjo music) It's The Brak Show, it's The Brak Show.
You know what bugs me? My Mom is havin' a party, but she didn't invite me! Apparently I wasn't good enough to meet her new friend Mr. Ferguson! I coulda brought the ambrosia salad, but (falsetto voice) no, Mr. Ferguson uses mayonnaise!
(singing
bitterly over banjo music) It's The Brak Show, it's The Brak Show, ambrosia
salad's better with whipped cream!
Hope everybody's havin' a good time in your parties! Are ya havin' g- are ya havin' a good time?! No?! Well, GOOD! I'M NOT EITHER!
Okay. 'S time to count down to 19-whatever. (Cut to "Brak's Big Head". As he counts down, the head lowers.)
Here we go. Ten. Nine. Eight. Seven. Six. ... oh man. ... Five four three two one. Boom.
(singing tearfully over banjo music) It's The Brak Show, it's The Brak Show, I wanted to go to a party, I wanted to go to a party.
Oh, well, happy new year, everybody. (crying over banjo music) They say the banjo's supposed to make ya happy but IT'S A LIE! (cries some more)
