Brak's School Daze:


One time I was late for school so I rode my bike right into the class and I crashed into the blackboard. I just sat there, y'know, tryin' to pretend like nothin' had happened, and the teacher said "Brak, what is the meaning of this?" and I said, "Hey, you're the teacher, you tell me." So he said, "Young man, you march yourself right down to the Principal's office." and I said, "Okay, I will. And, incidentally, I don't have any broken bones or anything, IN CASE ANYBODY'S INTERESTED!" Then I went to the Principal's office ... and got a spanking. The end.

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