Brak's School Daze: Homecoming


When I was in high school one time I was voted Homecoming King. My Mom said, "Oh, what an honor." and she made me a beautiful king outfit which I wore to the Homecoming Dance. I was there for about three hours when I realized I didn't know even one single person. "I must be going to the wrong school!" I cried out. But I figured, you know, these guys had voted me king, so they were my loyal subjects. So I stayed at the dance 'til long after it was over. And I taxed them heavily. The end.

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