Brak's Tales of Suspense: Milk


And now, it's time for "Brak's ... Tales ... of ... Suspense!" Ha ha ha ha ha!
Brak: (doing some sting music as he goes)
So, I went to the grocery store. And I went to get some milk. So anyway, I got there and the store clerk looked at me and he said, "Well, hi there, Brak. Are you here to get some milk?" And I said, "Well, what if I am?" And he said, "Well, I was just askin', you know, 'cause you forgot last time. Remember?" And I said, "Oh, thanks. Uh, yeah." So I went through the aisles past the bread .... past the cold cuts .... past the cookies! Past the ketchups ... past the frozen dinners (one of them, by the way, looked really good! It had three mini hamburgers, and some corn, and, get this, tater tots and chocolate pudding! All the four major food groups!) Two hours later, I came to the dairy case and I got some milk!
(does victory song)
And I brought it home. And my Mom said, "Oh Brak! You remembered the milk!" And I said, "Yup!" and then all of a sudden, she said, "Brak! Did you look at this? The expiration date says tomorrow!" So I had to drink a whole gallon of milk in one day and go back and get some more. So, um, you gotta watch those expiration dates, there, buster.

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