Mail Bag Day

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Ghost:: It's mailbag time.
Brak:: Mail bag! Mail bag!
Zorak:: (As Brak yells) Whee hee!
Ghost:: Today's letter is from Connie Flavin of Boston, Massachusetts, and it reads:
"Dear Brak, why do you yell so much? Don't you know it's not polite to yell? Love, Connie."
Brak:: Connie loves me!
Zorak:: No she doesn't. She was just closing her letter.
Brak:: Uh-uh! She loves me! She said so!
Ghost:: Connie, Brak yells because that's how people on his planet communicate.
Zorak:: She doesn't love you, she didn't mean it.
Ghost:: She was just closing her letter.
Brak:: Then she doesn't love me?
Zorak:: No! She doesn't love you.
Brak:: (crying) Aa-aa-aaa-aa-aa-aa...
Ghost:: I love you, Brak. Does that count?
Brak:: A little. Aaaaaa...
Ghost:: (As Brak cries) And that's our letter for today!