Cooking with Brak 2
(Canceled)
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Brak:
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Hello everybody! Today on "Cooking with Brak" we'll be preparing one of my
favorite recipes -
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Ghost:
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The cooking segment is canceled.
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Brak:
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What, again? Why??
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Ghost:
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Remember that last little treat you conjured up?
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Brak:
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You mean Brak's Pork Tartar with Halibut Gravy Surf and Turf Combo Platter?
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Ghost:
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Right. And do you remember all that messy business with the Board of Health?
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Brak:
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Those Board of Health guys wouldn't know creative cuisine if it bit 'em!
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Ghost:
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It DID bite 'em. That's why they threw the Producer AND the G.M. in jail
for reckless endangerment. Executive-type guys don't go much for them little
adventures.
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Brak:
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Hey, what's the big deal? So a few people got a tummyache!
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Ghost:
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Tummyache? The whole crew lost all feeling in their arms and legs!
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Brak:
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Well, they're moving around pretty good now! 'Cept for that Garber guy.
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Zorak:
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Poor Garber. Sheez. Tough break.
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Brak:
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How was I supposed to know he was allergic to cats?!
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Zorak:
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I think you're supposed to COOK the pork.
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Brak:
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NOW you tell me!
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