Cooking with Brak 2

(Canceled)

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Brak:
Hello everybody! Today on "Cooking with Brak" we'll be preparing one of my favorite recipes -
Ghost:
The cooking segment is canceled.
Brak:
What, again? Why??
Ghost:
Remember that last little treat you conjured up?
Brak:
You mean Brak's Pork Tartar with Halibut Gravy Surf and Turf Combo Platter?
Ghost:
Right. And do you remember all that messy business with the Board of Health?
Brak:
Those Board of Health guys wouldn't know creative cuisine if it bit 'em!
Ghost:
It DID bite 'em. That's why they threw the Producer AND the G.M. in jail for reckless endangerment. Executive-type guys don't go much for them little adventures.
Brak:
Hey, what's the big deal? So a few people got a tummyache!
Ghost:
Tummyache? The whole crew lost all feeling in their arms and legs!
Brak:
Well, they're moving around pretty good now! 'Cept for that Garber guy.
Zorak:
Poor Garber. Sheez. Tough break.
Brak:
How was I supposed to know he was allergic to cats?!
Zorak:
I think you're supposed to COOK the pork.
Brak:
NOW you tell me!


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