Cooking with Brak 3

(Tortel-Weenies)

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Brak:: Hello, everybody! Today on Cooking with Brak we'll be preparing Hot Dog tortellini, or as I like to call it, tortel-weenie! To prepare tortel-weenie you'll need sixteen sacks of unbleached flour, three dozen eggs, five pounds of butter, three hundred cocktail weenies, ten quarts of pickle relish, a bag o' snails, and a stomach pump. Now let's get started, shall we?
Ghost:: The cooking segment is canceled.
Brak:: What?
Ghost:: No more "Cooking with Brak" on "Cartoon Planet". Producer's orders.
Brak:: But WHY?
Ghost:: Maybe because the last time you cooked the whole crew ended up in intensive care.
Brak:: Yeah, but everybody recovered okay. 'Cept for that audio guy nobody liked anyways.
Ghost:: Well, they don't want to take any chances. The cooking sehment ... is history. Deal with it.
Brak:: Fine, all right, I'll deal with it. Just have one little question. WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH THREE HUNDRED COCKTAIL WEENIES?!
Zorak:: Why don't YOU eat 'em?
Brak:: Me? Eat them?
Zorak:: Yeah, YOU eat 'em!
Brak:: Wellll, I'd get sick!
Zorak:: Ah HAH!
Brak:: Ah ha what?
Zorak:: It's all a secret evil ploy to get us all sick!
Brak:: Me, evil? Why, that's the silliest thing I ever heard!
Ghost:: You could be having an episode.
Brak:: Evil Brak! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ah ha! All hail evil lord Brak! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Boy, that'd be a hoot and a half! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Zorak:: Wow, Brak! There's hope for you yet!
Brak:: Oh, hey! Who put all these weenies here?
Zorak:: Well, on second thought.
Ghost:: Short term memory. Gets him every time.