Did You Know?

1:19


Zorak:
Did you know that the size of human teeth is decreasing while the size of their rear ends is increasing? And did you know that your height and the size of your nose are determined by the climate that your ancestors lived in? Heh-heh. Space Ghost, for example, doesn't have a nose. Eh, what does that tell ya?
Ghost:
I do too have a nose! What a thing to say!
Zorak:
Here's another one. Did you know that Hungary is next to Turkey and Greece? Think about it. How can you be hungry next to turkey and grease? Uh, N-now where was I. Eh, uh, oh, did you know that there's no "I" in "team" but there's a "me"? And did you know that there's no "I" in "team" but there's a "mate"? And did you know there's no "I" in "teamwork" but there's an "ewok"? And did you know that whales don't have teeth, and kangaroos really do box, and Elvis is alive, and cyanide is made from peach pits, and Roseanne used to be skinny, and that I have five bottles of toenail polish - two blue, two purple, and one black? You didn't know that, did you? Well, did you?
Brak:
Where d'you keep your toenail polish, Mandy?
Zorak:
Yeah, like I'd tell you!


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