Did You Know?
Did you know that the size of human teeth is decreasing while the size of
their rear ends is increasing? And did you know that your height and the
size of your nose are determined by the climate that your ancestors lived
in? Heh-heh. Space Ghost, for example, doesn't have a nose. Eh, what does
that tell ya?
I do too have a nose! What a thing to say!
Here's another one. Did you know that Hungary is next to Turkey and Greece?
Think about it. How can you be hungry next to turkey and grease? Uh, N-now
where was I. Eh, uh, oh, did you know that there's no "I" in "team" but there's
a "me"? And did you know that there's no "I" in "team" but there's a "mate"?
And did you know there's no "I" in "teamwork" but there's an "ewok"? And
did you know that whales don't have teeth, and kangaroos really do box, and
Elvis is alive, and cyanide is made from peach pits, and Roseanne used to
be skinny, and that I have five bottles of toenail polish - two blue, two
purple, and one black? You didn't know that, did you? Well, did you?
Where d'you keep your toenail polish, Mandy?
Yeah, like I'd tell you!
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