D'ya Know What I Was Just Thinking?

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Ghost:: Zorak, d'ya know what I was just thinking?
Zorak:: Ed, what'd'ya say?
Ghost:: I said, do you know what I was just thinking about?
Zorak:: No, I don't! You know why? Because it's metaphysically impossible for me to know what you were thinking about! Y'might as well as me what the monkeys in the zoo were thinking about! As a matter of fact, I was at the zoo the other day and I established telepathic communication with one of the monkeys! He was pondering the process of evolution, you know, the unfairness of it all. Either that, or he was wishing he had a ham sandwich.
Brak:: When I was little I used to go to the zoo and see this gorilla named Butch. All he did all day long was flick big boogers at the people who were watchin' him. I used to say to myself "What a life!" I think that's when I decided to go into show business!
Zorak:: Now how did you know the gorilla's name was Butch?
Ghost:: There was this sign on the cage, it said "Hello, my name is Butch. Please don't feed me and watch out for flying boogers".
Zorak:: Brak...
Brak:: What?
Zorak:: YOU'RE AN IDIOT!
Brak:: Well, what if I am?!
Ghost:: So, Zorak, would you like to know what I was just thinking about?
Zorak:: No! But ... tell me anyways.
Ghost:: I was juuuust thiiinkinnng... uh... that, um, uh... would be... Well, that's great! Now I forgot!
Zorak:: Maybe you weren't thinking about anything. THAT wouldn't be so unusual.
Ghost:: Nope! I distinctly remember that there was a thought buzzing around in my big old head!
Zorak:: I thought I smelled something burning! (rimshot)
Ghost:: What?
Zorak:: I said, if you had a thought inside YOUR head it must have been pretty lonely! (rimshot) Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh.
Ghost:: Whaddaya mean?
Zorak:: Never mind! Sheesh. How'd I get on this show?
Brak:: Y'know, the last I heard, my gorilla friend Butch was playin' in a band in Seattle.
(singing): With the lights out, here's a booger!
Here we are now, have a booger!; And here I am, star of my own TV show.
Oh, the river of life. How it rolls and flows-
Zorak:: Where it stops, no-o-o-obody knows.
Brak:: Kinda makes you think, don't it?
Ghost:: (thinking) Brother, what I wouldn't do for a ham sandwich right about now.