Brak's Comedy Gold #4
Ladies and gentlemen, the Cartoon Planet is proud to present one of the g-great
- Ladies and gentlemen, the Cartoon Planet is proud to present one of the
greatest comedy minds of our century, Brak!
Heyy-y, thank you! Thank you for havin' me on the Cartoon Planet today, oh
boy! A funny thing happened to me on the way to Cartoon Planet, speaking
of Cartoon Planet. "Really? What?" Oh, I don't remember, I know it was just
funny! (rimshot) Ah ha ha ha ho! Oh! Whaddaya looking at, hockey puck? Oh!
Boom! (rimshot) Hey, why do firemen wear red suspenders? I dunno, because
they go with their hats! Ah ha ha ha ho! Ba-doom! (rimshot) Why did the man
throw the clock out the window? 'Cause he didn't like his clock! Ah ha ho!
(rimshot) Ba-doom! Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! "Shh, don't say it too
loud, people won't eat that soup!" G'night everybody, thank you very much,
it's been really great to be here at Cartoon Planet. Thank you, goodnight.
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