Hoagy

2:43

Zorak:: Hey, Space Ghost, you don't look so hot.
Ghost:: I don't feel so hot. I ate one of those "whole hog hoagies" for lunch. Uhh, laying on my stomach like a concrete block.
Zorak:: Eh - why don't you try sittin' on the potty for a while?
Ghost:: You're just like my Mom. She b'lieves all of life's problems can be solved by sitting on the potty. Mom always says, "The world would be a better place if the leaders of all the great nations would spend a little more time sitting on the potty."
Zorak:: Hey, are we gonna get in trouble with the censors for all this "potty talk"?
Brak:: Be you rich or poor, fat or skinny, just plain folks or Mister Hoity-Toity, like it or not, every now and then you have to visit ol' johnny boy!
Zorak:: Heh. Not me.
Ghost:: I've been meaning to talk to you about that.
Zorak:: Well, have you tried sitting on the ... you-know-what?
Ghost:: The ... you-know-what is out of order, again.
Zorak:: Uh-oh.
Ghost:: Tell me about it.
Zorak:: Why don't you try exercising? Get up and run around for a while.
Ghost:: I can't! This blasted hoagy has immobilized me!
Zorak:: Hmmm! Immooooobilized... Okay, then try this. Try thinking of a peaceful, wonderful place, like ... Las Vegas! (Las Vegas music and visuals start)
Ghost:: Las Vegas?
Zorak:: Yeah! Try it.
Ghost:: All right. Here goes.
(some more of Las Vegas music and visuals, then-)
Ghost:: Oh, that didn't help. All I can think about is that stupid sandwich. It's just layin' down there, laughin' at me. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Brak:: You look like a tick about to pop!
Zorak:: Okay, okay, I got it. Do this: stick your head in a bucket of water and inhale deeply nine times.
Ghost:: How's that gonna help my tummyache?
Zorak:: It won't. Heh heh heh heh. But it'll be funny, don't'cha think?
Ghost:: There's only one thing to do, Zorak. Pull my finger.
Zorak:: Whaddo I look, stupid?
Brak:: That's my line! It was in the script!
Zorak:: It was a bad script. Heh. I ate it. It didn't agree with me.
(rumbling sound, screen shakes)
Ghost:: Whoops.
Zorak:: What was that?
(louder rumbling)
Brak:: Run for your lives, everybody! He's gonna blow!
(visuals and sound effects: BIG bomb explosions)