Learnin' to Talk Italian, Lesson One

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Brak:: Aaay, bon giorno, ev'rybody! This is-a Brak-a and it's time for Learnin' to Talk Italian-a. Lesson-a one.
Zorak:: If you were in an Italian restaurant and you wanted to order the soup of the day, you would ask for the "Zuppa di giorno".
Ghost:: Zuppa dee jorno!
Zorak:: And, were you interested in the squash of the day, you would ask for the "Zucca di giorno".
Ghost:: Zucca dee jorno! Zucca dee jorno! Hey, lookit me, Brak! I'm talkin' Eye-talian!
Brak:: Belle canino!; (Subtitle: Nice doggie!)
Zorak:: Yes, Space Ghost. And if YOU were in an Italian restaurant the waiter would say "Spaco Ghosto è un grande babbuino".
Ghost:: Space-o Ghost-o a un granday babbuino. What's that mean?
Zorak:: Space Ghost is a big baboon!
Ghost:: Oh, yeah?
Zorak:: Yeah!
Ghost:: Yeah, well, if I just happened to see YOU in an Eye-talian restaurant, y'know what I'd say?
Zorak:: What?
Ghost:: Mama mia, here comes-a one-a spice meatball-a!
Zorak:: Why you - aaaahhh!
(Space Ghost zaps Zorak)
Zorak:: (coughs) Uhhh...
(Onscreen: Finito)