Life is Good

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Ghost:: You know, Zorak, life is good.
Darn good.
Pretty mighty awfully darn good, I'd say. Right?
Zorak:: Whatever you say, Mary Sunshine.
Ghost:: You know why life is good? Do you know why? Do you want me to tell you why? All right, I'll tell you why. Because I just stopped by the mail room to pick up my Weekly Reader and the Cartoon Planet fan mail was piled up clear to the ceiling! You know what that means.
Zorak:: Ah - pork chops for everybody?
Ghost:: Nope! It means somebody's actually watching the show!
Zorak:: Holy guacamole!
Ghost:: That means we have fans! Crazy, rampaging fans who'll follow us devotedly to the ends of the earth!
Zorak:: Oh, like The Grateful Dead!
Ghost:: Of course they'll be grateful! And they'll be dying to see us when we go on tour!
Zorak:: We're going on tour?
Ghost:: No, but if we did, they'd be out there, screaming and chanting, "We want Space Ghost, we want Space Ghost!"
Zorak:: Hey, what about me?
Ghost:: Well, I suppose there'd be a few twisted sisters out there chanting "We want Zorak".
Zorak:: Space Ghost, have you ever bothered to read the fan mail?
Ghost:: Read it? No. Don't we have people who do that? Little people?
Zorak:: Yeah, well, next time you have a minute ask one of the "little people" who those fan letters are for.
Ghost:: But they're for me, aren't they?
Zorak:: A few of them are, sure. A few of 'em are for me, too. But most of those fan letters... are for Brak.
Ghost:: No! Take it back!
Zorak:: I can't take it back. It's true.
Ghost:: Brak? Ewwww.
Zorak:: Hey, I don't know what it is about him. I can't put my finger on it, and I'm not sure I want to. But whatever it is he's got, I'll tell you what, the chicks dig him.
Brak leans back smugly.