Mail Bag Day:
Crazy Home

1:49

Ghost:
Here's a letter from Shane Hatfield.
"Dear Space Ghost, you are a raving lunatic. You should be put in a crazy home. Oh, and Brak is cool. Zorak should be the host, you idiot."

Oh, the public, how they love me. Here's another one.

"Yo, Spacey baby. How ya doin', man? Dude, you are the funkman. Your buddy bug and that funky monkey dude are funky too. Love your show, man. Do a bro a favor. Zap Zorak, dude man."

(Space Ghost zaps Zorak)

Zorak:
AAAAAAAAAA!
Ghost:
"I can get weird. Like, 'Knock knock. Who's there? It's me, man, open up!' See? Your funky fan, Ryan McDaniel, Palmdale, California."
Zorak:
Sheesh. Humans are so weird.
Ghost:
Onwards and upwards. Here's a joke from Alicia Jackson.
"What do you give a dog with a fever? Mustard! It's the best thing for a hot dog." (rimshot)
Brak:
Zorak, are you a mustard man, a ketchup man, or a mustard AND ketchup man?
Ghost:
I'm a ketchup man.
Zorak:
He didn't ask you. You put ketchup on hot dogs? Yucch. Yach. Yach. Yach. Yach.
Ghost:
Well, what do YOU put on hot dogs?
Zorak:
I don't eat hot dogs. They make me puffy.
Ghost:
What do you mean, 'puffy'?
Zorak:
You know, phtfffft! Puffy!
Ghost:
Ewww.
Brak:
When it comes to weiners, I go for the whole bundle! Mustard, ketchup, onions, relish, chili, cheese, sauerkraut. And I don't care how phtfffft! puffy I get!

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