"Dear Space Ghost, you are a raving lunatic. You should be put in a crazy home. Oh, and Brak is cool. Zorak should be the host, you idiot."
Oh, the public, how they love me. Here's another one.
"Yo, Spacey baby. How ya doin', man? Dude, you are the funkman. Your buddy bug and that funky monkey dude are funky too. Love your show, man. Do a bro a favor. Zap Zorak, dude man."
(Space Ghost zaps Zorak)
"I can get weird. Like, 'Knock knock. Who's there? It's me, man, open up!' See? Your funky fan, Ryan McDaniel, Palmdale, California."
"What do you give a dog with a fever? Mustard! It's the best thing for a hot dog." (rimshot)