Messages from Outer Space:
Gar Jr.

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Zorak:
Now, listen if you dare, to ... Messages from Outer Spaaace! Ghost: This message was beamed to us on Cartoon Planet from Zelba Fitzgerald from Granth Planet, Moon Six.
"Dear Cartoon Planet inhabitants, my hubby 'Gar' is off somewhere fighting the armadas of Beta-12, whoever they are. Uh, whilst he was away, he missed the hatching of our first offspring. Gar Junior had much severe difficulty emerging from his shell at first -"

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Hot Dog Man:
Spaaaace Ghoooost! Weee aare theee Ho-o-ot Do-o-og Meeeen! I implooore, listee-e-en tooo the Ho-o-ot Do-o-og Me-e-e-n!

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Ghost:
"-but once born, he was soon frolicking and cavorting in general with his friend Zippy, who would often wear a cheap Ultra-7 dressup costume. Just who is this Ultra-7? Does he babysit? I was thinking of going back to work, but I would need someone to tend little Gar Junior until Gar returns from his silly skirmishing. Boys with toys. Anyhoo, if you know a good babysitter, let me know! This is Zelba from Granth, signing off."

Babysitter, hmm? Zorak, would you be interested in picking up a few extra shekels?

Zorak:
Mmmm .. Ga-ranthians ... tasty creatures.
Ghost:
Riiight! ... never mind.


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