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"Dear Cartoon Planet inhabitants, my hubby 'Gar' is off somewhere fighting the armadas of Beta-12, whoever they are. Uh, whilst he was away, he missed the hatching of our first offspring. Gar Junior had much severe difficulty emerging from his shell at first -"
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"-but once born, he was soon frolicking and cavorting in general with his friend Zippy, who would often wear a cheap Ultra-7 dressup costume. Just who is this Ultra-7? Does he babysit? I was thinking of going back to work, but I would need someone to tend little Gar Junior until Gar returns from his silly skirmishing. Boys with toys. Anyhoo, if you know a good babysitter, let me know! This is Zelba from Granth, signing off."
Babysitter, hmm? Zorak, would you be interested in picking up a few extra shekels?