Zorak's Nuggets of Joy:
From a Baby

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Ghost:: Here's a wonderful Nugget of Joy, from Zorak.
Zorak:: We've all heard the expression "It's as easy as taking candy from a baby". But, have you ever thought about how accurate that expression actually is? I mean, think about it. Babies offer practically no resistance, and they're easily distracted. Simply say "Hey! Baby! Lookit the nice doggie over there!" Then SNATCH the candy from their teeny little fingers and head for the-
Ghost:: ZORAK!
Zorak:: WHAT?
Ghost:: That is simply despicable, encouraging viewers to take candy from babies!
Zorak:: Well, ehh, I mean, uh - candy's, uh, candy's not good for babies. It's, uh, bad for their - teeth.
Ghost:: So what you're saying is, when you take candy from a little bitty baby -
Zorak:: I'm doing him a favor, for cryin' out loud!
Ghost:: Oh, come on! Babies don't even have teeth!
Zorak:: Eh - they don't? I - I mean, I know they don't! And you know why? Because they eat too much candy!