Zorak's Nuggets of Joy:
Gandorf
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Ghost:
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And now, here's a nugget of joy. From Zorak!
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Zorak:
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When I was an apprentice evil villain, I studied with the wise and terrible
Gandorf The Mad Grinder. He taught me all the basics - sneaking up from behind,
the use of diversionary tactics, pleading to a lesser offense. I'll never
forget one day Gandorf said, "Grasshopper," - he kept calling me 'Grasshopper',
I never knew why - but anyways, he said "Grasshopper, if it looks like a
duck and smells like a duck, it must be a chicken! I didn't know what in
blazes he was talking about, so I asked him to explain. "Think of it this
way," he said, "it is a wise mantis that always leaves the house in clean
underwear in case he gets run over by a hydrotanker." It was then that I
knew that Gandorf had lost his mind. So, I bid him farewell and left to pursue
my criminal career! A career that, given my present circumstances, has hit
rock bottom. I guess you could say that Gandorf The Mad Grinder made me what
I am today.
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Ghost:
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A three-time loser.
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Zorak:
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Exactly.
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Ghost:
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Never learned how to use The Force, eh?
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Zorak:
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I just couldn't get the hang of it.
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