Brak's Cartoon Planet Monday Ratings Reports 3

(Old Yeller)

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Ghost:
Now it's time for Brak's Cartoon Planet Monday Ratings Report. But first, here's Zorak to explain what ratings are!
Zorak:
(upside-down in the Prison Pod) I'm standing on my head, completely upside down...
Ghost:
ZORAK!
Zorak:
What?
Ghost:
Oooohhhh - never you mind, Mr. Green!
  Zorak:
What? What is it? What? What? What?
Ghost:
Yes, well, here's Brak with the Monday Ratings Report. How we doin', Brak?
Brak:
Lookit the chart, see? See how the line goes up? That's pretty good!
Ghost:
Oh, baby! Ew, baby! Mm, baby! Aaaay, baby! Oww, baby! Aaoooo-
Brak:
And we did a survey. A survey, look! Ninety-three percent of the people say they like Zorak more than Space Ghost! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Zorak:
Only ninety-three percent? Sheesh!
Brak:
And fourteen percent say Brak YELLS TOO MUCH! Well, I'd just like to say to those fourteen percent YOU HURT MY FEELINGS!
  Zorak:
(mocking Brak) You hurt my feelings! Poor Braky Wacky.
Brak:
So maybe I yell sometimes! I still have FEELINGS!!
Ghost:
Thank you, Brak. We'll look forward to next Monday's Ratings Report.


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