Brak's Cartoon Planet Monday Ratings Reports 3
(Old Yeller)
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Ghost:
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Now it's time for Brak's Cartoon Planet Monday Ratings Report. But first,
here's Zorak to explain what ratings are!
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Zorak:
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(upside-down in the Prison Pod) I'm standing on my head, completely upside
down...
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Ghost:
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ZORAK!
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Zorak:
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What?
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Ghost:
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Oooohhhh - never you mind, Mr. Green!
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Zorak:
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What? What is it? What? What? What?
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Ghost:
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Yes, well, here's Brak with the Monday Ratings Report. How we doin', Brak?
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Brak:
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Lookit the chart, see? See how the line goes up? That's pretty good!
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Ghost:
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Oh, baby! Ew, baby! Mm, baby! Aaaay, baby! Oww, baby! Aaoooo-
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Brak:
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And we did a survey. A survey, look! Ninety-three percent of the people say
they like Zorak more than Space Ghost! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
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Zorak:
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Only ninety-three percent? Sheesh!
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Brak:
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And fourteen percent say Brak YELLS TOO MUCH! Well, I'd just like to say
to those fourteen percent YOU HURT MY FEELINGS!
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Zorak:
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(mocking Brak) You hurt my feelings! Poor Braky Wacky.
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Brak:
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So maybe I yell sometimes! I still have FEELINGS!!
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Ghost:
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Thank you, Brak. We'll look forward to next Monday's Ratings Report.
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