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There's a monster who lives in my closet. I hear him making squishy sounds every night. (Space ghost makes icky "squishy sounds".) I always thought that one day he would leave the closet and eat me. (Nervous, forced laughter) My Dad told me to ignore the squishy monster and he would go away. He was right! The squishy monster went away! And came back with a few of his friends. I'm not afraid of the monster any more, but I wish he would stop making those squishy sounds. (Space ghost makes more "squishy sounds".)
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