Poet's Corner:
Tangerine Who?

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Zorak:: This poem is entitled "A Few of the Things That I Loves." (clears throat)
I love the smell of bacon frying,
Crispy on the griddle.
I love a nice hot meteor shower,
And I love a catchy riddle.

Hey Brak, whaddaya get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?
Brak:: A big stinky beast?
Zorak:: No.
Brak:: Somethin' with two heads?
Zorak:: No!
Brak:: Garbage truck?
Zorak:: Oh, forget it. Where was I?
I love my lovely record player,
Even though it's broke.
I love the sound of chalk on a blackboard.
I love a really good joke.

Hey Brak, knock knock!
Brak:: What's that noise?
Zorak:: Knock, knock.
Brak:: You heard it too?
Zorak:: No, when I say "knock knock" you say "who's there".
Brak:: Okay, who's there?
Zorak:: Tangerine.
Brak:: Who's there?
Zorak:: Tangerine who!
Brak:: Tangerine who?!
Zorak:: Tangerine the doorbell! (rimshot)
Brak:: What?
Zorak:: Tangerine. Can't you ring. (pause) Hello!
Brak:: Hello. I got a joke.
Zorak:: Awright, what.
Brak:: Somebody broke my mata!
Zorak:: What's a mata?
Brak:: I dunno! What's a mata with you? (rimshot)
Zorak:: I'll tell you what's the mata. I can't find my henway!
Brak:: What's a henway?
Zorak:: Oh, about three or four pounds. (rimshot)
(long pause)
Brak:: Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha HA! Whoa boy! I don't get that one either.