Mail Bag Day:
Thornton P. Updyke

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Ghost:: "My dear old friend Space Ghost, I hope you remember me. I am the kindergarten kid that used to watch your show every Saturday morning back in the sixties."

Hey! I do remember that kid! Red hair, freckles-
Zorak:: - runny nose, fly always open...
Ghost:: "I think you are the coolest. Zorak is cool too, I guess. But what is the deal with Brak? I thought he was done for when his spaceship drifted into that nebula of pirranhamyte. Maybe this unfortunate event was responsible for the loss of his intellectual faculties."
Zorak:: Brak, how DID you survive that pirannamyte radiation barrage?
Brak:: I don't remember. It's all a blur. I think I just went to sleep and woke up stupid.
Ghost:: Continuing-
"I have evolved into a higher life form since I was in kindergarten, but, Space Ghost, you have gotten quite silly. Try not to be so silly in the future. Sincerely, Thornton P. Updyke, Riverside, California, USA, Earth, Terra Solar3, Sector 001."

(Haughty voice) Thornton Updyke! I'm Thornton Updyke!
Zorak:: Uh, Sector 001 is where they keep all the "special cases".
Ghost:: I see.
Brak:: One minute I was a happy space pirate, looting and pillaging, and then, poof! I'm as dumb as a doornail!