Mail Bag Day: Yoko Kimono


Here's a letter.
"Dear Space Ghost, Brak the cute little kitty, and Zorak the bug guy. I like your show very much. It's so funny! Shut up! Rafael Lllerrerrraaana-zunda, Key Largo, Florida."
This one's from Old Kansas Jake.
"Dear Zorak, have your people call my people and I'll hook you up with some power bands to blow up Space Ghost."

Ha ha ha!

"Here's a joke. What's black and blue and wears a cape?"

I give up, what?

"Space Ghost after you get through with him."

Ha ha ha ha! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha! I like this guy.

You want some of this?
Nno, not today. Trying to cut back.
"Dear Brak, I'm madly in love with you. You're the hottest guy I've ever seen. You can drive down my Highway 40 anytime!"

(Michael Bolton impression) Is this love that I'm feelin', this must be love that I've been searchin' for! Is this love?

"Why don't you come sing in my punk band? Signed, Lindsay Dix, St. Elmo, Illinois."

Well, thank you, Lindsay, for sayin' that I'm a hot guy, but I can't sing in your band 'CAUSE I'M ALREADY IN A BAND! It's called the Cartoon Planet Band and you don't wanna be like Yoko Kimono and break us up because then nobody would like you! Okay? Okay!

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