Zorak's Helpful Hints:
Dentist

1:20


Ghost:
Zorak, here's a caller with a question.
Caller:
Hey, Zorak, how you doing?
Zorak:
Workin' hard, kid.
Ghost:
Workin' hard, or hardly workin'?
Zorak:
What?
Ghost:
I said, workin' hard, or hardly workin'! It's a little joke, Zorak.
Zorak:
Uh ... that's funny?
Caller:
Zorak, I have a problem.
Zorak:
Go ahead, I'm listening.
Caller:
My Mom wants me to go to the dentist-
Zorak:
Uh huh.
Caller:
-but I'm afraid of the dentist.
Brak:
Dentist? My Dad is a dentist!
Caller:
I'm scared that it will hurt.
Ghost:
No! Going to the dentist is fun! Rinse! Spit! Rinse! Spit! Rinse! Spit!
Brak:
(as Space Ghost speaks) Rinse! Spit! Rinse! Spit! Rinse! Spit! Rinse! Spit!
Zorak:
What is a dentist?
Ghost:
They're the nice people who fix your teeth.
Zorak:
I don't have any teeth.
Brak:
How d'you chew your food?
Zorak:
Gee ... I don't know. I guess I never thought about it.
Ghost:
Brak, do you floss?
Zorak:
How DO I chew my food?
Ghost:
I floss.
Caller:
Hey, Zorak, I have another problem-
Zorak:
Sorry, kid, one per customer!
Ghost:
And don't you just love it when the dentist sticks a bunch of cotton in your mouth? (begins making sounds as if trying to talk with a mouth full of cotton)
Zorak:
Keep watching for more of my helpful hints. See ya.
Ghost:
(continues making "cotton mouth" noises)


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