Zorak's Helpful Hints:
Dentist
1:20
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Ghost:
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Zorak, here's a caller with a question.
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Caller:
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Hey, Zorak, how you doing?
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Zorak:
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Workin' hard, kid.
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Ghost:
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Workin' hard, or hardly workin'?
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Zorak:
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What?
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Ghost:
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I said, workin' hard, or hardly workin'! It's a little joke, Zorak.
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Zorak:
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Uh ... that's funny?
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Caller:
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Zorak, I have a problem.
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Zorak:
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Go ahead, I'm listening.
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Caller:
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My Mom wants me to go to the dentist-
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Zorak:
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Uh huh.
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Caller:
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-but I'm afraid of the dentist.
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Brak:
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Dentist? My Dad is a dentist!
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Caller:
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I'm scared that it will hurt.
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Ghost:
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No! Going to the dentist is fun! Rinse! Spit! Rinse! Spit! Rinse! Spit!
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Brak:
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(as Space Ghost speaks) Rinse! Spit! Rinse! Spit! Rinse! Spit! Rinse! Spit!
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Zorak:
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What is a dentist?
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Ghost:
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They're the nice people who fix your teeth.
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Zorak:
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I don't have any teeth.
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Brak:
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How d'you chew your food?
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Zorak:
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Gee ... I don't know. I guess I never thought about it.
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Ghost:
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Brak, do you floss?
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Zorak:
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How DO I chew my food?
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Ghost:
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I floss.
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Caller:
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Hey, Zorak, I have another problem-
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Zorak:
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Sorry, kid, one per customer!
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Ghost:
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And don't you just love it when the dentist sticks a bunch of cotton in your
mouth? (begins making sounds as if trying to talk with a mouth full of cotton)
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Zorak:
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Keep watching for more of my helpful hints. See ya.
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Ghost:
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(continues making "cotton mouth" noises)
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