Zorak's Helpful Hints:
My Dog Ate My Homework

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Ghost:: Zorak, here's a caller with a question.
Caller 1:: Zorak, I've got a problem.
Zorak:: Is that right.
Caller 1:: My brain doesn't quite fit in my head.
Zorak:: Oh well, whaddaya gonna do. Next caller!
Caller 2:: Zorak, are you there?
Zorak:: Wait, lemme check. (looks around) Yes, I'm here.
Caller 2:: I have a problem.
Zorak:: Go ahead. I'm all ears.
Caller 2:: Yesterday I got in trouble with my teacher for not doing my homework. What should I do next time?
Zorak:: Just walk right up to your teacher and say "My homework ate my dog."
Caller 2:: But I don't have a dog.
Zorak:: Then say "My homework ate my cat."
Ghost:: Zorak, I think you have that backwards.
Zorak:: "My cat ate my dog"?
Caller 2:: I think you mean "My dog ate my homework."
Zorak:: Well, if your dog ate your homework, why is that teacher giving you such a hard time?
Brak:: My dog ate my lunch!
Ghost:: That's nice, Brak.
Caller 2:: Maybe next time I should just do my homework.
Zorak:: Exactly. That would be my advice.
Brak:: I'm gonna eat Zorak's lunch!
Zorak:: You touch my lunch, monkey boy, and we're gonna go 'round and 'round.
Ghost:: That's all for now. Keep watching for more of "Zorak's Helpful Hints".
Zorak:: Bye now.