Zorak Auditions

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(All auditioneers are seen in black and white.)
Announcer:
Zorak auditions, take one!
Take 1:
Mantis:
(Walter Cronkite voice) Good evening, and this is evil mantis Zorak. Entertaining you with evil.
Announcer:
NEXT!
Take 2:
Mantis:
(Marvin Martian voice) I am Zorak. Isn't that lovely?
Announcer:
NEXT!
Take 6:
Mantis:
(cultured voice) Ah, hello. I am Zorak.
Announcer:
NEXT!
Take 17:
Mantis:
(sexy voice) Hi. My name is Zorak.
Announcer:
NEXT!
Take 33:
Mantis:
(Mr. T voice) Yeah! I be Zorak!
Announcer:
NEXT!
Take 58:
Mantis:
(Pete Puma voice) Heh, heh, 'tis I, Zorak! (goofy laugh)
Announcer:
NEXT!
Take 91:
Brak:
Hi! My name is Zorak!
Announcer:
NEXT!
Take 145:
Mantis:
(whiny voice) Yeah! It is me, Zorak! (irritating laugh)
Announcer:
NEXT!
Take 222:
Mantis:
(gangster voice) Ah, yeah, yeah, heh, that's, that's that old Zorak voice. Yeah, I'm an evil mantis. Aah, you don't know what you're talkin' about! Rrrr! This is evil! Nnnnnn!
Announcer:
NEXT!
Take 459:
Zorak:
(seen in color) Sheez! Get these rank amateurs outta here! There's only one Zorak! And, uh, t-that - that - that - that would be me.
Announcer:
NEXT!

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