The Top 10 Things I'd Like to Hear Dot Say

by Hash

10. Get your own energy shake.
9. These viruses are really starting to piss me off!
8. (Valley Girl accent) Like, that hairstyle is so... retro, Bob.
7. Assimilate this, Megabyte!
6. Tell me again why this outfit only came with one glove?
5. (After punching Bob) Owtch! I think I broke my hand.
4. I'm the Command.COM! You will bow before me! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
3. Mouse, are you busy later this cycle?
2. Well, Bob, if the Supercomputer is so great, why are you still here?
And the number one thing I'd like to hear Dot say:
1. Bob, get a life.

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