by Slack
| 10. | No, Nike isn't paying me anything. Why? |
| 9. | Those car wash rollers tickle. |
| 8. | What... exactly... it a "hotty"? |
| 7. | Those aren't pimento olives, those are my eyes. |
| 6. | Shouldn't I be wearing trousers? |
| 5. | Bugger all this! I'm for a pint of Guinness. |
| 4. | It's not Hack and Slash's fault. I should have programmed them with more brains. |
| 3. | Mouse, are you busy later this cycle? |
| 2. | (playing his electric guitar) ...and she's buying the stairway to heaven... |
| And the number one thing I'd like to hear Megabyte say: | |
| 1. | Oil can! Oil can! |