The Top 10 Things I'd Like to Hear Megabyte Say

by Slack

10. No, Nike isn't paying me anything. Why?
9. Those car wash rollers tickle.
8. What... exactly... it a "hotty"?
7. Those aren't pimento olives, those are my eyes.
6. Shouldn't I be wearing trousers?
5. Bugger all this! I'm for a pint of Guinness.
4. It's not Hack and Slash's fault. I should have programmed them with more brains.
3. Mouse, are you busy later this cycle?
2. (playing his electric guitar) ...and she's buying the stairway to heaven...
And the number one thing I'd like to hear Megabyte say:
1. Oil can! Oil can!

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