In the not-too-distant future --
Next Cycle, A.D. --
There was a sprite named Bob
Not too different from you or me

He worked at P.O. Institute
Just another face in a blue jumpsuit
He did a good job protecting the place
But Megabyte didn't like him -- So he shot him into cyberspace


"I'll send him cheesy movies
The worst I can find (la la la)
About his return to Mainframe
And his absence of mind (la la la)"

Now keep in mind Bob can't control
Where the stories begin or end (la la la)
Because he lost that special Glitch
and all of his good friends

Spriiiiite Roll Call (Let's go!)
Dot Matrix (Work to do)
Enzo (Games are cool!)
AndrAIa (It's simple)
Mooooouse! (Sugah!)

If you're wondering how he eats and breathes
And other science facts (la la la)
Just repeat to yourself, "It's just a show
I should really just relax!"

Mystery ReBoot Theater 4000!

Written by Philip LYNX and Zen Zenith

Mike: Hello friends I'm Mike Nelson, this is Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot, and welcome to another one of our rather tedious little ventures along the boarder of time and space. This week we have a special guest: Bob the Guardian from Mainframe.

(Bob walks over to Mike and shakes hands.)

Bob: Nice to be here, I guess. But where am I?

Crow: He's blue. Mike, why aren't yooou blue?

Tom Servo: Maybe because he's human, dimwit. If these arms worked I'd hit you with them!

Mike: Quiet down, you two! Now, as I was about to say, this is the Satellite of Love, our home. Right now we're just flying through some purple thingy and.. oh.. I dunno. Itís kinda swirly, with little squiggly bits around the edges..

Bob: You live here? For how long?

Mike: Oh, about 3 years. Not including the 3000 or so we spent at the edge of the universe.

Bob: Oh, I see. So, um, what do you do here?

Mike: The Mads send us really bad movies to watch, hoping that we will go insane, and then they can take over the world.

(Crow pokes Bob)

Bob: Owww!

Mike: Crow, what did you do that for?

Crow: Just to see if he was pokable.

Tom Servo: Crow, why do you care?

Crow: I don't know, it's fun, all right!

Bob: You *are* strange creatures...

Crow: Speak for yourself, Brad!

Tom Servo: That's Bob.

Crow: Like he cares what I call him, this guy is gone!

Mike: Anyway, we also have a special Mad Scientist this week. Speaking of whom, he's calling.

(Mike taps the red light button)

Megabyte: Ahhh, Mike, 'Bots, and ohhhh, what have we here, Bob! Yes, Bob, I caused all of this. I will be torturing you with a rather foul stinkbomb called "Return to Sender". Enjoy. Ah, well, I guess you won't.

(Lights start flashing)

Mike and Bots yelling at once indistinguishably: We got Movie Sign!!!!!

(Crow grabs Bob, dragging him along with them into the theater.)

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